Thursday, 10 March 2011

A March Through March: Nearly There

Ok, with my rakeback payment finally going in, I can say that I'm now just £40 in the red at the online game for the year which means I am just a few reaches away from climbing out of this nasty hole that I dug myself into earlier in the year. I know, I shouldn't even be thinking about where I stand as far as the balance goes and I should be studying the game rather than looking at stupid graphs but...well...you know how it is.

I know this is gonna sound like bragging and, hell, maybe it is but what's wrong with giving it a big cheer on the old blog eh? I've not even played me 1K hands yet this month but slowly and steady wins the day. Here is my graph for March so far:

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    STEADY STEADY STEADY.

NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET'S JUST DO THIS!!!

Why Join The Table Of Death?

As a player who plays regularly on PKR, practically everyday, I like to think that I get to know who the good players are, particularly among the regulars. Also, as someone who likes to think he knows his own limitations, I like to look out for myself when I go hunting in the jungle. I don't mind saying that I will avoid a place where too many large and dangerous predators prowl and will generally roam where the less wild creatures are. I don't mind mixing it if I have to and I'll have chunks taken out of me from time to time, for sure, but I do manage to survive. 

Now although I may be describing an evil and treacherous place where only the survival of the fittest win through - this is exactly what online cash game poker is all about. When you go out hunting you have to make sure you limit the dangers you face but for God's sake why throw yourself into the lion's den!? A while back I touched upon this in my brother's "whirlpool theory" where I expressed bewilderment at why really good, decent players put themselves in danger by matching themselves up with other obviously good players. (Is it really just for the practice!?)

Well, as I was surveying the battlefield today I came across a couple of "tables of death" where, surely, no one in their right mind would sit down at. Maybe I shouldn't but I'm just going to go right on ahead and post them anyway:

Table 1


  Table 2


Now unless I'm well wide of the mark, these are all good players. (On Table #2 Muzone was up to his "Muzowning" antics and was just leaving after bagging $603 for himself.) But why would all these players sit down to play each other in the first place!?

I'm still puzzled.

Tools Of The Trade: I Wish

Actually, the tools of my real trade would be items like board markers and exercise books but here are some images of the chippy chips I use to donk around with on various weekends. This first image is of The Fox cash game chips. These are quite light and have a light "plastic" feel to them. The front and backs are exactly the same. With lower stakes games mainly in operation and much more players buying in for smaller amounts it's actually quite rare to see a pink chip in action at the tables.


CHIPS AT THE FOX


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These next chips are those used at The Empire. They are heavier and just have a more "comfortable" feel to them although I don't like the inconsistancy in design with the £1 chip. 

CHIPS AT THE EMPIRE



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Finally, here's an image of the other chips I've picked up along the way. The first is a £1 chip from The Gala Casino in Bournemouth, the second is from The Grosvenor in Brighton and the third is a $1 chip which I picked up from Foxwoods, Connecticut in the good old US of A. The last one, by the way, is a Paulson chip which are the most expensive type. I'm not actually that keen on the sharp edges of the paulson chip but there ya go. If you decide to order this type over the net, by the way, you're looking at around £1.15 per chip!!




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I'm pretty annoyed with myself for not making sure I had £1 chips from The Vic or The International to show but, still, as I'm going into town later on today I might just swing by and pick them up. I also have five varieties of my own poker chips which I bought from various sources but those will have to be shown in a later post, as will details of my wonderful playing card collection - a real treat, top notch! 

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Live Session #11: Gambling With A Shortstack

I've really got to stop doing this. Only recently have I been on the PKR forum going on about how rubbish the shortstack strategy is and there I was, at The Empire this evening sitting there with a piddly stack, doing exactly what I said was no good!

Anyway, as I mentioned in my last post, I was a bit cross with the online poker thing tonight as I STILL have yet to receive a rakeback payment. As such, I trundled off into town on the bus to visit my old haunts. I popped into The Fox first but with the list at 4 players long for a cash game, no one budging from their seat, no sign of a new table opening AND with the temperature of the room being quite warm, I left for The Empire. Straight away I got a seat and plonked down a scared looking £135; rubbish. I donked off around £50 fairly quickly and it was clear I'd picked up a loose passive table image early doors. Shortly after I got dealt QQ and used my image well to get paid an ok amount and to get my stack back up to £140. Shortly after this came the key hand: 

Key Hand
Mr Confident Loosie Goosie Man raises £16 from early position. (He's done this a fair few times so...whatever.) Mr Tightpants in middle-position who's never played a single hand flat calls. In the cut-off I look down at 10 10. Ok, this has to be a classic raise or fold situation right? With Mr CLGM raising a very high percentage of the time and Mr Tightpants ONLY calling, and not raising, I figure my 10 10 is strong against their AJ-AK or their 22-99 range and I DEFINITELY aint calling to set-mine or for them to go and outdraw me. I really don't wanna fold my 10 10 either while on a shortstack so with £35 in the pot and surely some fold equity flying around I chucked in my entire £140!

Get this! Mr Big Blind Shortstack puts in his entire £60 (that's ok but might make a call more likely from the other villains), Mr CLGM thinks for a bit before calling my £140 (not good), and Mr Tightpants, after thinking for an age, decides to make the call as well (wtf)! Hmm, heads-up would have been all right but a 4-way pot was really not what I wanted. The flop comes A x x and I'm pretty sure that's gonna send me home. They check. The turn comes a seven. They check. The river comes a seven. They check. Mr BBS shows 66, Mr CLGM announces two pair but doesn't show, Mr Tightpants flips over AK for the winning hand (two pair; aces and sevens ) and scoops in a large pot in the region of £500. I calmly put my cards face down in the muck and take my leave. £135 down.

In retrospect, I have mixed feelings about how I played the hand. A £50 or £60 raise (instead of an all-in) may have been the better move as it may have signified a stronger hand and may even have got people to fold. (Although this is unlikely as I was playing many hands - and it is The Empire after all.) In this case, if I still had the three callers I would have been able to get away from the hand when the ace fell and saved myself 80 or 90 quid. (A daft concilation is that I would still have lost even if I held JJ, QQ or KK.) Still, whatever the correct play, I think that playing with this type of stack just puts me in a reckless gambling mood which is really not a state I want to be in. But at least it is has taught me a few lessons:

Lesson 1: Avoid playing live poker with a stack less than 50% of the maximum and aim to go for as close to a 100% stack as possible. Never gamble because of shortstack restrictions ever again.

Lesson 2: Think carefully before playing live poker in mid-week. Players tend to be stronger and plenty of sleep to be fresh for work the next day is absolutely vital.

Tilted - Where's My F***ing Rakeback!?

This is going to have me sounding like a spoilt git but I tell ya, one thing that kinda pisses me off about online poker is a delayed rakeback payment. I know, maybe I'm lucky to even get it - many players only hear of it after they have registered on the site, by which time it's too late to apply for - but when it gets to the 9th of the month and you still haven't had that little boost at the beginning of the month, it can be a little vexing.

Actually, you know what? I'm not even gonna play online tonight! I'm gonna jump on the bus and head on into town. Fuck 'em. If they wanna delay my rakeback, I won't play on their site, that'll teach 'em. I'm off for a shower to freshen up, then I'm off into town baby!!
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NOW COME ON!!